Right Reverend Rich Rants - from Dogs in Helicopters

Right Reverend Rich Rants - by Zen Fuse Box - from the album Dogs in Helicopters

Please be seated.

Why do I preach against rock and roll music?

I believe with all my heart that it is a contributing factor to our moral decay.

And I believe it one hundred percent!

And why I believe that is because I know how it feels when you sing it!

I know what it does to you!

And I know the evil feeling that you feel when you sing it!

I know how you can get trapped and lost in it!

And the beat!

Well, if you talk to the average teenager of today, and you ask them what it is they like about the rock music, they'll tell you it's the beat!

The beat! The beat!

Well, I'm here to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll music isn't music at all!

It's just noise from down below!

And so, good people, I ask you to avert your gaze from the rock and roll spectacle!

Avert your gaze! Avert your gaze!

It's not music, it's just noise!

Featuring Rich Marcil as the Reverend.