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Phone Message Song - by Zen Fuse Box - from Try It Now!

You don’t understand why you treat me that way
You don’t understand why all your friends think I’m gay 
You don’t understand why you can’t find the right dude 
You laugh at all of my jokes, even ones you think are too crude 

I called you just to say it’s not really fair 
You act like I act like I really don’t even care
You think I’m some nice guy just perfect for a friend 
You better open your eyes girl, and get with the program 

‘Cause I want you like a…

The Text - by Zen Fuse Box - from Try It Now!

My baby just sent me a text
My baby just sent me a text
My baby just sent me a text
Wonder what'll happen next?

Well she sent me a text telling me it's over
She's comin' back, no more being a loner
She said she loves me and I also love her
I can't wait for what's about to occur

My baby just sent me a text 
My baby just sent me a text 
My baby just sent me a text 
Wonder what'll happen next?

We tried to quit, it just wouldn't hold
Our love was just too strong and bold
Being…

Je Ne Sais Pas - by Zen Fuse Box - from Try It Now!

Every time I see your face
Puts me in my happy place
Makes my heart start to race
Sends me to outer space

And I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know anything
I don't know anything

On a beach by the seaside
All day and night to have you by my side
Sends me to outer space
Makes my heart start to race

And I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know anything
Anything
I don't know anything

I don't know (je ne sais pas)
I don't know anything
I don't know…

We the People - by Zen Fuse Box - from Try It Now!

It's so easy

Now get in line, stand up and be counted

Don't run and hide when you must pick a side

It's all good on the left and on the right

The die is cast, the Rubicon is crossed

Trending, insults, snowflakes, deplorables

With a special kind of stupid smirking

A radical corps of hacking Russian trolls

Farm hands fixing the way the fake news rolls

Libtards, lemmings, fanatics, elitists

A lunatic fringe filled with extremists

Needful nothings, the…

Pulse (The City Beautiful) - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter

The City Beautiful

In 1973, hate burned down the UpStairs lounge in New Orleans

The French Quarter lost 32 lives, burned down

Down, down into hate-spawned martyrdom's trench

If we them and they live far away

Can we kill them and make them go away?

We can kill each and every one, one day

And drone on and on every precious day

As the drums of destruction hammer on

As multitudes' faiths and beliefs lean on 

All of our safety and welfares…

Cartoon - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter

You and I may not agree

On a basic philosophy

But only lunatics fail to see

That a difference in divinity 

Is not a license to kill

You don't spite in the name of religion

Or see the sun by the light of the moon

You can't thrive in a quest for division

And you don't kill someone for a cartoon

Who made you the enlightened one?

Proclaimed you the chosen one?

Ages old, forever young

Just because you have a gun

And are willing to use it?

You don't…

Ultramodern Ninja - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter

Well all right!

Yeah, yeah!

When you see me comin'

You'd best step aside

Many men haven't 

And many men have died

Most folks that see me comin'

Just step aside

Most men that see me

You know they wanna hide

'Cause I'm an ultramodern ninja

Yeah I'm a supersonic ninja

Breaking bad ninja

Come down from mountains

Lookin' for you

I'm here to tell everyone

What I can do

Don't know where I'm going

Don't know where I came from

I ain't no loser

I…

The Situation, Pt 11: The Situation Worsens - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter 

Activation

Get ready for some big time

Motivation

That will not cause you any

Aggravation

Leading to your ultimate

Liberation 

So toss back a big adult

Libation

Like you're kickin' it at your

Plantation

Gobblin' down a big red

Crustacean

The cost of which has risen with

Inflation 

Forcing you into a 

Vacation

Or maybe even down to a

Bus Station

No real mood for

Celebration

Only mired down in

Frustration 

It's a…

The Situation, Pt. 10: The Inappropriate Sausage - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter

*The person at the house answered the phone and I said "Sausage!"  And the person said, "who is this?" And I quickly hung up, and ran away*

The inappropriate sausage came to town

The inappropriate sausage never wears a frown

He is nasty and sweet

Made of pigs feet

And when he comes to stay

The inappropriate sausage

The inappropriate sausage

The inappropriate sausage

Is inappropriate

In the most peculiar way

The…

The Situation, Pt. 9: You Keep Crashing My Car - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter

You know I love you

You know I care

When you need me I'm always there

But you, you keep crashing my car

Yeah you, you keep crashing my car

Yeah you, you keep crashing my car

The Situation, Pt. 9: You Keep Crashing My Car - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter - Spotify

The Situation, Pt. 9: You Keep Crashing My Car - by Zen Fuse Box - from Turnpike to Jupiter - YouTube

Steve: Vocals, Guitar

Rich: Guitar…