Junk in the Trunk - by Zen Fuse Box - from the album Dogs in Helicopters
I went down to the river
To see what I could see
A fish in the river started talking to me
I asked if the world was upside down
'Cause the fish in the river don't be goin' around
Talkin' at folk like they folk and such
He said that it really didn't matter too much
He had the power to grant wishes
If I didn't mind talkin' to fishes
He whipped up Love Potion #9
Guaranteed to make the shorties all jump in line
Threw some cash all around the banks
Tossed in a ride
I said thanks
The ladies on the shore started calling to me
They called me over, to have a look-see
It happened all so suddenly
Just like Paris, I picked an aphrodite
Hopped in the ride, headed down the road
It was universally acknowleged
Had the car, the cash
All I needed was a hottie
Junk in the trunk
High in the heels
Thin in the middle
Cakes on the griddle
She asked me all about this magical fish
Begged me and begged me to have a wish
Went back to the river
She wanted me to
I asked the fish for a thing or two
He said "ok, but now we're through"
All she wanted was a castle
Went back to the river
To get my baby what she needs
'Cause for my baby
My heart bleeds
Junk in the trunk
High in the heels
Thin in the middle
Cakes on the griddle
Bee stung lips
Thunder thighs
Kickin' hips
Easy on the eyes
That girl of mine
Just wouldn't be content
So back to the river
This damn fool went
Didn't want the fish
To cause no scene
Gave her a castle
Now she wanted to be queen
All along the river
The storm raged
I felt like an animal
That had been caged
I called to the fish one more time
Like I was involved in some kind of crime
I asked if my baby could have the crown
The fish said no
He turned me down
Everything went back
The way it used to be
No car, no cash and no baby
Went back to the river
To get my baby what she needs
'Cause for my baby
My heart bleeds
Junk in the trunk
Thunder thighs
Thin in the middle
Kickin' hips
Easy on the eyes
Junk in the trunk
High in the heels
Thin in the middle
Cakes on the griddle
And that was all she wrote
Junk in the Trunk - by Zen Fuse Box - from Dogs in Helicopters
Pete: Lead vocals, Harmonica
Rich: Electric & Acoustic Guitars
Steve: Bass, Drums, Backing vocals